What A Mess!

I went over to pick Jadon up from his grandparent's today. Fiona's mom told me that something had happened with Jadon. This was the crux of the conversation:

Jadon went up to her and said "Dirty hands."
Fiona's mom looked at his hands and saw something brown and asked "What's this?"
Jadon says "Poo poo."
Fiona's mom smells his hand and gives the look of disgust. Apparently he had gotten his clothes all dirty. She had to strip him naked and shower him off.
She later asked him to the effect of "how does it smell?"
His response "Smell good!"

Oh great! So I got a cannibal in Vanessa, and a fecal lover in Jadon. I wonder what Natalie is going to be....