My Family Has Hearing Issues

Sometimes I think Fiona and Jadon need to get their ears checked out. Yesterday over dinner we had a conversation piece that went like this:

Me (I was thinking that I need to schedule an eye doctor's appointment): I need to schedule an appointment with Kleinberg. I forgot to call today.

Fiona: Huh?

Me: Kleinberg!

Fiona: You need to make an appointment with Lumberg?

Me: Robert Kleinberg at the Marketplace Optometry!

Jadon: Dadda, you climbed a tree? (all he apparently heard was the "Klein" and "Optometry")

Me: (smacked my forehead)