Brightless.

Yesterday, Fiona was telling me an incident that happened at the mall. Here's how it went:

Fiona took all three kiddies to the mall and, as usual, there was some gawkers. Specifically there was a couple.

Male: Look there twins!

Female: Oh twins! How old are they?

Fiona: They're two years old.

Female: Both of them?

Nice. Fiona said that she was dead serious when she asked that. Not even a lightbulb went on realizing what she had just asked.